tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1314200070986881026.post8473651491891776066..comments2023-09-09T09:38:49.430-04:00Comments on All About Evey: Depressed--need to laugh...Evehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13437887353855668111noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1314200070986881026.post-38998301079352844742011-06-22T09:43:45.738-04:002011-06-22T09:43:45.738-04:00Eve, have you heard this Elna Baker story? http://...Eve, have you heard this Elna Baker story? http://www.studio360.org/2009/oct/16/my-grandmothers-dress/Ailihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15778690707580603910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1314200070986881026.post-64044115506315305962011-06-22T09:23:36.627-04:002011-06-22T09:23:36.627-04:00k, I thought of another one.
Timmy's mom: Eve...k, I thought of another one.<br /><br />Timmy's mom: Eve, you're a failure blahblah get a man blah blah blah.<br />Eve: You know, it's so sweet of you to spare a thought for me, given everything with Timmy and Deborah and the...<br />Timmy's mom: The what? What thing?<br />Eve: You don't know? Oh, me and my big mouth. Don't tell them I said anything. I'm sure they're just waiting for the right time to tell you.Ailihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15778690707580603910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1314200070986881026.post-33238244220948594432011-06-21T23:28:14.556-04:002011-06-21T23:28:14.556-04:00I'm totally with Alisha. Shut the eff up was ...I'm totally with Alisha. Shut the eff up was my first response, but that's almost to easy. They almost expect that, but something like <br /><br />"Do you hear that?" <br />Them: " What?"<br />You: "Never mind"<br /><br />Then repeat.<br /><br />OR<br />Ask them what gender they are?..<br />or<br />Ask your family members mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a small notebook and mumble something about "psychological profiles."<br /><br />Begin to laugh hysterically and then announce "We're all going to die".<br /><br />Do you remember the google/bing commercial? When they ask you about not using your degree you could zone out and start quoting things about degree. Like<br /><br />Degree: men's deodorant. A unit division of a temperature scale.<br />Scale: Music. An ascending or descending collection of pitches proceeding by a specified scheme of intervals.<br /><br /><br />Love your guts. Hang in there babe!Sunshinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16608249416231922732noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1314200070986881026.post-70516407547563051572011-06-20T10:12:48.157-04:002011-06-20T10:12:48.157-04:00I think I have very smart, supportive friends. Thi...I think I have very smart, supportive friends. This pleases me. :)Evehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13437887353855668111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1314200070986881026.post-73514051304376706562011-06-20T07:13:04.490-04:002011-06-20T07:13:04.490-04:00I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. That suck...I'm so sorry to hear about your dad. That sucks. No other word for it.<br /><br />I agree with what everyone said about having some crazy and inappropriate answers in your back pocket. Also, be ready to turn them around on the people. <br /><br />"Eve, if you would just do ____ you could totally get a man." <br />"Oh, thanks. I hadn't really been focusing on my own life lately, ever since I heard that your son and his girlfriend were having unprotected sex every time your back was turned." OR "Oh, thanks. It's so sweet of you to think of me when I know you must be preoccupied with your own vapid, soulless existence." OR "Oh, I didn't think of that. I was too busy praying that you'd learn when to shut the fuck up."<br /><br />Also, if the following not-true things were true, I would totally marry you and get you all knocked up with cute red-headed babies:<br />1) I were a dude.<br />2) I were not married.Ailihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15778690707580603910noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1314200070986881026.post-14041316487011802562011-06-20T01:54:07.598-04:002011-06-20T01:54:07.598-04:00Will you please get your fine ass to my house? I ...Will you please get your fine ass to my house? I need you and you need me and we need each other.<br /><br />And as for replies to the crappy family questions, make sure you let them know you're sleeping around quite a bit and have decided that's the lifestyle for you... or you're a lesbian... or you're joining a convent... OR a nudist colony!<br /><br />And I'm sorry about your dad... I know you and your stepmom are close. :(Miss Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10031332893274215504noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1314200070986881026.post-49379058124708398932011-06-20T01:12:06.610-04:002011-06-20T01:12:06.610-04:00Yippee!! I love you.Yippee!! I love you.Evehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13437887353855668111noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1314200070986881026.post-5113175358100089232011-06-20T00:57:57.996-04:002011-06-20T00:57:57.996-04:00I agree with Ace.I agree with Ace.Bonny@Spontaneousnicetieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02535573766519541822noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1314200070986881026.post-20751781196612497002011-06-20T00:52:21.894-04:002011-06-20T00:52:21.894-04:00What I think you should do is just say:
"Wel...What I think you should do is just say:<br /><br />"Well I would do that, except...."<br /><br />Then fill in the blank with any number of things like:<br /><br />-Who would fund my drug habit?<br />-the nudist colony I'm joining doesn't allow that.<br />-several of the voices in my head disagree with you.<br />-I'm really hoping that my education will allow me to build that time machine I've been dreaming about.<br /><br /><br />Or just tell them to go to hell. <br /><br />Either way. ;)Acehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16274004117867473094noreply@blogger.com