Invitation to a Party

If you read this blog--and you're single--and you would like to come to DC for a party--consider yourselves invited. This is the invitation I just sent out via email.

In celebration of Valentine's Day--I'd like to remind myself of the singular beauties of being single--by making fun of people in relationships.

"How are you going to do it?"

"Can I come?"

"You're crazy Eve! Just crazy!"

Yes yes, I can hear your thoughts--and I will answer your questions.

Saturday, February 16th at 8pm we are going to have a Love Fest Party. Only the coolest single people will be ALLOWED to come and play with us. You have to be game to play! if not, stay home and think about what a pathetic loser you are that you're alone and you're not willing to have a little fun at the expense of others.

When you arrive, we will put your name in a bowl and draw names to assign people to "couples". Then we draw different "relationships".

I'm thinking that we'll give away prizes for couples with the most PDA, for cheating couples, for people who break up and get back together the most, for the "most Jr. High" couples, etc etc.

We'll probably eat some pizza and watch a horrible chick flick. Do some dancing, and otherwise just hang out and have a good time revelling in our freedom.

I'm sending this out to a few of you, but feel free to pass the word along. We should try and keep the numbers even just to make it fun--but if we have extras--we can make it work!

Let me know what you think!

Love to all,

Eve
The Queen
of Everything

PS: if I sent this to you, and you're in a relationship--please feel free to break up with your current lover in order to come to this party. We won't mind! The more the merrier!