(This post contains language unsuitable for anyone who doesn't like the word bitch.)
(Sorry. When you read it, pretend like I wrote b$#tch instead.)
When I was 16, I played Mrs. McGlone in The Unsinkable Molly Brown at the Stage Stop Theatre. Michael Bahr directed me. I was the mean lady who didn't like Molly Brown. After the show, the theatregoers would shake our hands as they left. One night, a little old lady came up to me and said, "You're a bitch!"
And thus, my career began.
I've played them all--and if I haven't--I look forward to playing that role soon enough.
From Goneril and Lady Macbeth, to Nurse Rached and Mrs.Lovett.
I have a type.
And that type--is a bitch.
Tonight, I'll be playing Mrs. Mullin.
She's a really nice lady.
Oh who am I kidding...
Today I'm grateful that tonight is opening night!!
Tech Week is over bitches!!
Now for the part I love--performing! We have performances tonight and tomorrow at 7:30pm and Monday night at 7:30pm.
The show is at the Murray Theatre on State Street. You can get your tickets online at utahrep.org
I promise I'm a nice person.