Not to be confused with the maxi pad...
The maxi dress is this years fashion gift to me.
I have acquired three.
And today, I am grateful both for their cottony comfort, and for my large boobs.
As a short girl, without these knockers, I'd spend my days tripping over the maxnificent length of these long cotton nightgowns that the good people of the fashion world have kindly deemed "appropriate for wear outside of the house--yes, Eve, your dreams have come true."
God bless America!
God bless Cotton!
God bless the Maxi... Dress!